Elf in Training

Starring:

Deadpool: Is this the part where the voiceover guy introduces us? 83

Narrator: Ahem, Starring:

Deadpool: Say my name say my name say my name-

Madame Masque: Shut up! You’re not even supposed to talk yet!

Narrator: Starring…

Deadpool: THIS IS SO EXCITING!*pulls down pants*

Madame Masque: YOU CANT DO THAT IN PUBLIC! D8

Narrator: STARRING-

Deadpool: YESSSSSS OHHHHHHH

Narrator: You know what? @#$% this, I quit.*leaves*

Malekith: Oh well done you bumbling lout! What are we supposed to do now 

without the narrator?

Madame Masque: Maybe the audience won’t mind.

Deadpool: I’LL DO IT!*races off stage and gets into narrator’s booth*

Malekith: NO!

Deadpool: Says the guy with the mismatched tights and ridiculous hair.

Malekith: THIS IS PART OF MY COSTUME!

Deadpool: Looks like there’s a fairy in the closet…

Malekith: Do you have a death wish mortal? Because I’m really good at 

granting wishes.*turns into mist and leaves stage*

Deadpool: Says Malekith who flies up the stairs and into the room where he-

*choke*

Malekith: *over PA* I told you we should have hired that other fellow!

Madame Masque: ._. Uh… hi. I’m Kristina and we are all members of the Acting Troupe “The Marvel Pancake Hour”. We write skits and perform them for you all live without any rehearsing so everything is improvised and spontaneous.

Deadpool: You can’t catch me, I rubbed butter all over myself!

Malekith: You used up all the butter in the breakroom fridge for that?

*crash noise*

Madame Masque: Malekith is our resident actor with the most experience. He’s real big on Shakespeare and is a bit anal retentive when it comes to his craft.

Deadpool: Actually, he’s anal because he’s a-

Malekith: Get back here you impudent wretch!

Madame Masque: That’s Deadpool up there with him. We found him on the street 

and long story short we ended up his legal guardians. He’s a bit of a handful.

Malekith: *sputters* A HANDFUL?!I have nightmares where he stands over my bed 

and watches me as I sleep!

Deadpool: Oh, that wasn’t a dream 8D.

*More crashing and yelling over PA*

Madame Masque: I’m studying the peforming arts. I wanted to be a dancer but 

found that I was more suited for this.

Deadpool: I thought you said it was because whenever you dance you ended up 

flashing your -*PA disconnects*

Madame Masque: I don’t know where he got that idea. It’s definitely not true…

why did they have to post it all over the internet? ;_;

Madame Masque: Anyway, we also have Mr. Summers up in the lighting booth.

Say Hi Scott!

*the spotlight focuses exclusively on Madame Masque’s chest*

Madame Masque: Goddammit I’m surrounded by perverts!*runs off stage*

*a huge man steps onto the stage*

Man: Good evening. I’m the acting coach for the troupe.

*PA comes back on*

Deadpool: Hey it’s that fat viking guy, what’s his name…Hi!!!

Volstagg: Do not mind him. I am merely passing on my wealth of experience to these fresh,  impressionable minds.But I don’t get paid because they don’t get paid, therefore your donations are greatly appreciated. I’ll even reward you with a glorious image that will be forever burned into your minds!*removes everything*

Deadpool: Yay, no clothes!:D

Malekith: GAH, MY EYES!

Volstagg: BEHOLD!

Malekith: EVERYONE! THROW MONEY INTO HIS HELMET SO HE’LL GET DRESSED!

*Volstagg is pelted with coins*

Volstagg: Ow! You…you ingrates!I was only showing you what a GOD looks like.

*covers his jiggling fat*

Malekith: I feel lightheaded-

Deapool: That’s OK, I’ll be right here… *whispers* WATCHING YOU ^_^

*Malekith faints and the curtains close*

femmebotshaveemotion:

scruffydontgiveafuck:

NO 

NO 

NO 

HE IS A MURDEROUS CUNT AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH 

RAMMA, TAKE IT AWAY 

People.  People.  Some people need to learn the new Golden Rule:

Not nice people don’t do nice things.  They fucking kill you.  Brutally.

Reporter: I have a question to Robert and to Scarlett. Firstly to Robert, throughout Iron Man 1 and 2, Tony Stark started off as a very egotistical character but learns how to fight as a team. And so how did you approach this role, bearing in mind that kind of maturity as a human being when it comes to the Tony Stark character, and did you learn anything throughout the three movies that you made?

And to Scarlett, to get into shape for Black Widow did you have anything special to do in terms of the diet, like did you have to eat any specific food, or that sort of thing?

Scarlett: How come you get the really interesting existential question, and I get the like, “rabbit food” question?

The respect given to you if you’re a man in the entertainment business, and the respect given to you if you’re a woman in the entertainment business: all perfectly summed up in one idiotically thought out line of questioning.

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cholafied:

Chola Thor aka Loca Was Adopted

‘Zelda’ kind of looks like a Warhammer High Elf now…

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Absinthe With Faust: Extremely Unpopular Opinion?

this-helmet-is-fabulous:

lokisswagga:

tatonkaterror:

lokisswagga:

I think so.

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I agree and I really hope the villain ends up being Enchantress.

I would love the enchantress too, although I wouldn’t be unhappy if they decided to go with another major…

In a recent interview they said the big bad was a ‘he’. That rules out Karnilla, Hela and Amora, even though they could still appear as secondary villains. I’m willing to bet it is this guy (who may be played by Benedict Cumberbatch):

I hope the movie version isn’t too much like Prince Nuada. Anyone familiar with the comics knows that they are vastly different characters but try telling that to the general audience. 

My favorite version of this song by far.

Best Friend: Natasha

Lover: Loki

First Kiss: Thor

Enemy: Tony

Cockblocked by: Natasha

Killed by: Loki (play with fire, heh)

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Nice Hellhound *pets* :3.

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